Your Mom Makes Her Booty Clap

"Oooooweee, some fool better get behind this quick."

I’ve stated this before and I’ll state it again:  My mom is a virgin.  I need no rebuttals about how ignorant that statement is or chuckles from folks who think I’m playing b/c aint really too much humor in what I’m spitting.  And her four pregnancies weren’t even of the Allen Iverson/we were just hugging and he got happy variety, I’m talking bout full on immaculate, lil white baby Jesus, conception. 

Lady Gaga Taught Me to Stay in My Lane

We all go through changes, but whatever.  Press play…

You Can’t Handle the Truth….

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the wonderful world of IATL…Yes…Yes…the place where hoes, deacons, lil shiny kids, up and coming artists and niggaz that aint gone never be nothing have a voice….Now me….well….Im SeanFresh and baby Imma a STAR….Ok…well…ummmm..Im on my  fresh journey to stardom…And..ummmm… although my momma, my baby gal and a few rejected bust -it- babies see a G as the real star that I am…well…I hate to disappoint but really Im  just a regular nigga with a few more talents than the average Joe…..And believe it or not I still do some real live “human” type of stuff..Ok, allow me to reintroduce myself…My name is Ro-Shun and I am a human

Deal Breaker pt 1: A Shortened Forever

Damn subtlety

So i was watching this show the other day on one of them educational type channels bout the “Science of the Brain”.  This particular episode was bout people who come back w/ crazy obsessions after having some type of serious brain trauma.  One dude had a stroke, gave up his good paying chiropractor practice and couldn’t stop painting.  Not the coolest, but bet.  Another dude was a surgeon or something, had a stroke or something, and then couldn’t stop counting or something.  The paycheck wasn’t quite the same afterwards, but cool.  But then there was this one lady…

These Are My Confessions….

As of late, I have been doing a lot of writing and recording for my new EP called FreshLove ( I was going to call it, FreshSex, but I didnt have a good reply prepared for when Momma Fresh asks me ..WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK ABOUT THAT!?)…But as I was writing and listening to some old tracks ….I stumbled on a very personal one …AND I WAS EXCITED!! Man, it was the very 1st song that I ever recorded!!!…

Cigarettes: “Breathe On It” Edition

Consider this another installment of the well received “We Should All Be Like Cigarettes” write-up.  You know, what we would say if we were all a little more honest with ourselves.  I just have a little more of a binding topic this time.

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"Did I fa real have to take that last shot?" What's crazy is, she was the designated driver.

You’s Been a Jump Around the Pulpit Faced Nye**a

Ok, so I have no proof that Tom jumped on couches before Scientology, but ask his momma. Besides "Risky Business" dance moves were just foreshadowing for "Tropic Thunder". Will's next.

I’ma people observer who tends to go to church regularly.   This is not always a successful combination as I’m sposed to enter a Zen Bhuddist like state b/t my superior and I.  As a result, we compromise and I just peep folks during songs I don’t enjoy, announcements, repetitive sermons, or when the guest pastor does some extreme scream/yelp/Fat Joe lean back type thing in his crunk and closing parts. 

Megan Fox, Cool / Obama, Naaw Dog

As a heterosexual black male, I understand that there are many double standards in America.  Let me delve into one of them w/ the help of Tyson Beckford and Rosa Acosta.

Exhibit A:  Tyson Beckford

I've known many a womens to go to alter call for "sins of the mind" for this brotha. But I was wrong for trynna get choir members to my crib to watch a DVD.

A Woman’s Sexy: Swole Edition

My eyes are focused on the fact that I'm gonna be single the rest of my life.

Man, ya’ll already know these are just my ramblings…

Chain Reaction Part 1

 

 

 

It seems like everyone is desperately desiring to find the Heir to the Throne in Hip- Hop…Especially since the radio/television being flooded with all these ringtone bullcrap..Niggaz want that real Hip- Hop Back..But I believe that I can help us all with the search of the one(s) that will help to keep/bring  Hip-Hop in its rightful place…And you dont have to look far to recognize the real….Because its right under their nose….Well…Ummm…Maybe it right around their neck…If you wanna be a rapper, Get a Chain…You wanna be a Boss…