No Shirt, No Service….

 

 

Working out 4 times a week, eating BK’s veggie patties, drinking enough water to drown a small group of midgets…This is all the crap that I have been doing as of lately…Why? To preserve my sexy?..Well of course….but…but…MY REAL GOAL is…. to perform butt naked and throw my shirt in the crowd  and watch as it sticks on the forehead of a obsessed musty fan that quickly realizes that I am human and that my sweat is NOT a bottle of love potion….But over this Labor Day weekend when BBQ grills were sizzling with chicken legs, pork chops and hamburger patties…I was trying to restrain from crying eating something that will eliminate the previous 2 weeks of crunches that a nigga has been doing….Because as you know…I still had that musty fan and MY goals in mind…BUT…as the ice cream came strolling out…well…ummmm…instead of looking to the stars to help the lil shiny kids in Africa…I got selfish and begin to think…WAIT…there are some niggaz in the game that have NOOOOOOO business exposing their flesh to the public but yet and still niggaz pay their $$$$ to get a upclose view of these anti-muscle niggaz…Peep Game 

 

 

******Pump it Up********

 

 

Joe Budden- Ummm when that nigga took that sideview around the 2:32 mark…Was it me or did he look like he was in a Geico commerical?…But I aint hating maybe if that nigga added a lil whey protein to that carton of drank he was downing…and add some dumbbells onto his already rigid workout of lifting his girl’s, Tahiry, anus…then maybe…just maybe…he would beef up and stop physically losing fights that he verbally gets in.

 

******The Biggest, Thus Far*******

 

 

Rick Ross- Whenever you can do a life size replica of Mt. Rushmore on your breasticles…ummmm…taking off blankets, curtains and flags your shirts just may not be the dopest option to explore when trying to thrill the audience..BUT…maybe he is just open minded to different methods of stress mark covering …BAWSE.