What Can Brown Do For U?

I have heard that you can learn alot from a dummy and that in life..the best teacher is experience…Well I believe that there are 3 types of niggaz when it comes to learning..You got nigga #1 that if you tell em, “Look my nig, if you go down that hallway…a nigga is going to jump out and kick you hard as hell in the middle of your forehead” …Well the  1st person will listen and decide to keep a clean forehead and not even look down that hallway….Then there’s the 2nd person.. Yeah, you tell em the same thing..You know, that that  hallway leads to your forehead being introduced to another niggaz  foot…Well this person decides to step back and  watch the mistakes of other niggaz that decide to skip down that hallway and run back with a lil less pride and alot more knots on their forehead..But then there is the 3rd person….This is  the “Imma Do Me” nigga..and…Despite what he has seen/heard, he still decides to stroll  down that hallway and sho’ nuff…Foot is introduced to Forehead…Well to be honest, Im more like nigga #2…I tend to watch the mistakes/accomplishments of others and learn from their mistakes/success…And who better to learn from than celebrities? Jesus. I knew you would say that but since I have used nigga more than 7 times already in this blog…I dont think that would be a good look soooo…Imma attempt to help all the lil shiny kids in Africa and let them know what I have learned from a nigga that seems like he just cant get out of the spotlight……Peep Game

 

 

***************Run It**************

 

Chris Brown

 

Hoe I will hit you in YO throat!!..If you dont place dat anus on my pelvis next!!

 

 

1. Bling Speaks Louder than Words

 Now Chris Brown really hasnt said anything since he Ike’d RiRi…except for a video with him stating that He Aint A Monster ….But who needs to speak about how sorry you are for the incidents that have occurred…Or take the opportunity to admits his wrongs and assist with increasing the knowledge of battled women?..When you can just cop a  $300K on a chain that explains it all…

 

Oops..

 

2.  If they DONT bring the stage to you..Then YOU bring the stage to them

Now, I know that I am not the only person that was expecting for Chris Brown to make his  comeback performance on the BET Awards during the tribute of his Idol, Michael Jackson!! It would have been perfect…He would’ve had the chance 2 perform, show emotion and even shed a few tears….That would be a great step to return back to his throne…But as we all know…That didnt happen..soooooo….Whats the next biggest stage? Thats right..Diddy’s All White Party..Yeah that is the perfect spot to break out the dance move that you rehearsed before Jay Z pulled the plug the moves, bring out the stage  and give your OWN tribute to Michael Jackson…(especially when you the ONLY nigga dancing like that there..And he even raised the 1 in the sky)

 

 

3.  When Life Tossed you Lemons…Make Lemonade

Or in Chris Brown’s case..When you allow your chain to be tha statement against your portrait of being a monster…Well..you got to do what you got to do, baby…Yeah thats right…Become a rapper…Yeah..That nigga has all the right ingredients now…

1) A dumb chain that means absolutely nothing…

2) Convicted felon

3) Tatoos that make no sense

4) Association w/ dope rappers

Ummmm…Does The Game and Bow Wow, count? Ummmm…Ok…. well 2/3 aint bad…

 

So to all the lil shiny kids in Africa, other than the obvious lesson of not placing your hands on a woman…The one lesson that can be learned is that reality doesnt exist when you are a star..Because in reality, Chris Brown would have got murked in the hood for just pushing somebodies sister…But also learn that if you just come from a long line of Ike Turner type niggaz..Well…. have those problems with someone that is more popular than you are..That way you dont get sued for money and you cant get murked off bc we all know who the leading suspect would be- Fresh

 

**Side Note**

 

By NO means am I saying that hitting women is cool…( I had to make that clear so the womens dont cut a nigga)…Also, ALL Dope rappers dont fit in that sterotype that I spoke of in  #3 ( I had to say that so that Epiphany doesnt accidentally delete my IATL writer’s profile)