Picture Me Rolling

Now I have heard that a picture is worth a thousand words but there are some pictures that you see and you wonder what words were being said when they captured that picture…Well leave it to a G (its me, snitches) to let you know what the real is and peep what a nigga had to be  thinking when they involuntary/ voluntary  got flashed by the paparazzi……

 ******Now Stop & Pose Fo’ Tha Frame*****

 

QUOTE #1 

You’re such a BAD BOY…

 

So many wrong things are popping off in this pic…Where to begin?…ummmmm….

1. Why would Nelly come up on a nigga like that there?…Doesn’t he know it just aint right to place your chest gently on a nigga’s back and your pelvis on the back of a man’s anus?….Maybe that is what inspired Diddy to put  Nelly in his undies again.

2. What is up with the “Im so glad you finally arrived” lip biting thang?  Well I figured what could have happen is this… When Nelly rolled up on Diddy and placed his chesticles on Diddy’s back…then Diddy could have thought that it was a surprise “Wat up Daddy” approach from  his bust it baby, cutting for tracks hoe artist, Cassie. Now keep in mind that when God was passing out body parts that Nelly and Cassie jussst may have received identical chest parts ….so although Im not co-signing tha Elton John moment…I can see why Diddy would have thought  that it was a slight gesture to get it poppin’ (with Cassie of course)  hence the “Im so glad you finally arrived” lip biting thang thang

3. Now all the previous reasoning just goes out the window especially when you consider the last wrong thing of this pic..And thats the secure “Please Don’t Go”hand to forearm lock that Diddy puts on Nelly…Now maybe Diddy was a lil tipsy…Maybe he thought it was one of his bust it babies..BUT…when he placed his palm on the forearm of Nelly..He should have felt Nelly’s forearm muscle’s twitching and  doing the Diddy Bop on his hand….And been like, Wow…ummm..bruh..This aint that type of party? Or IS it? LOL. 

 

Quote #2

Heeeerrrreeee Jimmy!

 

Now when I first saw this I was like maybe back in the day this wasn’t considered to be all that strange looking and just flat out wrong for the lil shiny Africa kids that watch Magic and one day wished to do no- look passes  in the League but then I was like Naw Nigga Naw….it doesnt matter WHAT year this picture was taken..This is what it is and maybe the reason Magic is the only nigga w/ a cure to AIDS( I mean he has to! ..Heck..Kobe was like -2  yrs old when Magic first made that announcement ) ..Really, it could have been the 1960s, the 1920s..heck even in the days of Moses and I am sure that one of the Israelites would have been like,        ” Doesnt thou knoweth that the sacred part of a man shall not dwell on the lower back of such man?”  

 

 Quote #3

I knowww..You see It

 

Ummmmm….Her titties are out…In a Perfect World…ummmm…Her, Nelly and Cassie wouldnt have the same size chesticles..Now despite all that there..ummm..Keri is still fine and if she was willing, we could reproduce enough kids to bring the ABA back in 20 years - Fresh

 

* Ok here I go again..Just when I thought I was done ..Im coming back for seconds…There are some things I must address

1. Now sure  enough Diddy was looking pretty Perez Hilton-ish on his picture but he didnt know that he was taking a pic and I am pretty sure that if cameras were always around us…then we ALL would be seen looking/doing something  that just seems wrong in a still shot…

2.  Although Jack slapped his jimmy on Magic’s back and Magic seems to help Jack keep his sacs placed properly on his back by placing his(Magic) hands on his knees and grinning from ear to ear…I think that they thought it was cool because during that time Jack and Magic were some of the biggest stars in the game…And what is higher than #1?

3. Now Ms. Keri..Baby…Ummm…Somebody had to tell her that she was showing a quarter moon of those thangs..Now flashing some skin aint never hurt but when your nipples are the biggest thing on your breast…ummm…Take a lesson from Lady GaGa. Gone