He's focusing not to drop the award.
Despite popular perception, I’ve yet to win an Oscar, nor went platinum from any recording of mine. And though I’ve had offers by female fans to flash me their breasticles, up to this point they’ve always been the malnourished looking joints and not the grade A saline filled ones that I’ve heard what being a rockstar is about. And still surprisingly enough, I’m not a sex icon even though 9 people have downloaded my celli wallpaper and the other day this white lady in Valero had the “I prefer black dudes look” (you know the one) and called me handsome. (Right before she violated me with her eyes as she sized me up with a “this busts wide open” gaze.)
In short, I don’t know what it feels like to be a superstar. On the flip though, I don’t know what it feels like to have my stock slip when I’m not the hottest thing at the moment or do what’s necessary to stay relevant. (As I say, you can’t fall off before you ever get on.)
Now this isn’t to say Jamie Foxx, Eminem, or Halle Berry’s career needs a serious boost, but the “Soloist” didn’t get Jamie any wallpaper downloads (either for the movie or his make-up job), Em just dropped his mediocre received disc, and Halle’s most currently known for getting monster balled by some random white model and then bearing his young. No hate involved at all, but every mega-star can use a little buzz kicker every once in awhile.
Cue Halle and Jamie having a groping, tongue wrestling session on stage at the 2009 Spike Awards. And have Marshall Matthers throw in a stunt by Bruno/Borat/Sasha Cohen “crash landing” and teabaggin him at the 2009 MTV Awards (seen in the below clip). Of course, neither of them said it was staged, but let’s be real, Jamie don’t want Halle and Halle’s given up on brothas (Eric Benet FAIL). Also, Eminem had more than enough time to move, and that Bruno cat woulda got MURKED off Young Buck style if that were real.
(Pardon the bootleg quality link, but Viacom wasn’t going. It’s crazy, but they still have more power than us.)
I just know that when my time comes to do something outrageous to stay in the media, I’m taking the Jamie and not Em route…Grip, and not Sniff the butt.
If needed, I'll just explain to my girlfriend that I'm dong this for us.
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The Jamie Foxx approach is definitely better than getting a face full of Bruno at the MTV awards. Jamie beat Eminem in that contest hands down and Halle Berry was the prize.
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pity celebrities dont use there fame for more worthy causes and not to just publicise themselves, or there latest movies.
Yeah, it is pretty cool-like when you do see some of them every now and then hop out and make a move that impacts a “greater good”. I will say that I have peeped a lot of them doing so behind closed doors though. Sometimes I feel the greater ramifications are lost b/c the power of their celebrity in the public arena isn’t included when they do so.
I digress…
Yessss…Jamie won. Halle’s undecided. And Em (& Halle’s boyfriend) lost.
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