You Got That Bad Part 1

Good cooking. Money. Religion. Love. Nappy Headed Kids. Death Threats..I have heard that those are all good reasons to stick with your mate..OH…and GREAT SEX..Oh and since Im a virgin

The BET Awards Scared Me

I had the same feeling in the face of the girl trynna hold Jamie Foxx up.

Yeah, I said it, the BET Awards scared me.

Not b/c a producer lost their job for allowing Ciara to sing and not dance for her MJ tribute. Nor b/c Tiny is no longer gonna be remembered for Xscape, but rather for getting the “What is TI Thinking Award” and developing the thickest ATLien accent ever. Rather it’s simply b/c the acts of the past, present, and future confused me

Bust-It-Baby’s vs. Bawlers: My MJ Tribute

Being an indie artist w/ a “decent” amount of success, I’m often asked in a variety of ways about groupies (ranging from warnings to pleasurable insight). Despite when I occasionally wanna indulge in dope convo w/ my homeboys, I tend to answer the same way: Groupies don’t really do much for me. Their affection is directed on whatever’s hot at the moment and their attention is quickly fleeting. Plus, I’ve never been one for community coochie.

The Real

This is a Great Reason to Have A Dope Hat Collection..

 

THE REAL:  PART  ONE

 

Alot of folks ask..What makes our blog site different?..Well to be honest..One reason is  because we keep it real (I know… one of the most overused words beside swagg)…And we tell our point of views on current events and make our own unbiase

Picture Me Rolling

Now I have heard that a picture is worth a thousand words but there are some pictures that you see and you wonder what words were being said when they captured that picture…Well leave it to a G (its me, snitches) to let you know what the real is and peep what a nigga had to be  thinking when they involuntary/ voluntary  got flashed by the paparazzi……

Ole Girl Won Half The Battle (example 1)

When you're not the typical physical specimen of awe, just learn how to package yourself. But please remember, confidence will put you over the top. OR in other words, I'd lick Fantasia's forehead.

Now, time for a story…

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So I was partaking of the Juneteenth free swine and drank while waiting for the first game of this 3-on-3 tourney to pop off. Normally I tend not to eat or drink too heavily before games, but since it was 95+ degrees (Celsius) outside and I was going to play on an outside blacktop, common sense wasn’t in the picture anyway. So, I got my dog and burger and started strolling back to the farside of the tent where the other two cats on my team were. As I looked back, I could only see one of the brothas b/c there was this huge, hellafied body mass in flip-flops and a spaghetti T towering over my homeboy blocking him from my vision.

My 1st Time

Now my 1st time of slapping my package of FRESH around was not very memorable BUT unlike the willing participant of disappointment ..maybe you enjoy my 1st blog just as much as I did..Peep game….

 

 

Now..I have been in alot of conversations recently (some cool and some just be on that dumb dumb) and it seems like no matter what you talk about, there are 3 people that will tend to get the brakes beat off you..especially  if you slightly disagree with some of the sterotypical things that flow with that person…Those 3 folks are Jesus Christ, Obama and Kanye…

Legend Leeway

Male Pac stans: Would you think it weird if your homeboy did this to chill out? / Female Pac lovers: Are you cool w/ your man in the tub waiting for you like this?

I’ve never really been a Kobe Bryant “fan”. Matter of fact, to be real, I used to hate on dude. I say the word hate b/c he was clearly better than what I would give him credit for. True his public persona sucked, he snitched on Shaq, and he tweedled an extra-regular white girl who cried rape and then got tats to identify w/ the black community; but that wasn’t the only basis for my disdain against dude. Honestly it was also b/c he posed the only realistic threat to “overtake” the greatest of all time in my eyes: Michael Jordan.

You see for Michael to hold on to that legendary status, nobody can ever eclipse him and even moreso not somebody who bit his style. As a result, Kobe could only be tolerated so much. If Kobe triple pumped banked, remember when MJ switched hands. If Kobe shot a three w/ his left hand, then let’s not forget when Jordan laid up w/ his pinky toe (that was an unrecorded game).

Thissss is How We Do It……..

 

Blame It  on Snoop…

With the economy going down and jobs laying off…I believe that it is just a matter of time before niggaz start to losing their minds..Yeah…Im talking about busting windows out of gas stations and snatching up milk, eggs, 7 boxes of Little Debbie Iced Honey Buns and a box of Newports….And when it happens..Guess what?.. I wont be surprised…WHY? Because THATS JUST WHAT WE DO….Really thats what ANY man would do when his back is against the wall and if there isnt any opportunities being given then  best believe that we gone take em.. Don’t believe ME?

Wayne & Drake are Lying…You Really Don’t Playa

I Wish I Could Eff Every Girl in the World…Really?

This one here’s for the ignant youth too influenced by these rappers and their music .

So, The Dream white Nikes Nivea and then puts 3 seeds in her. She later kicks it with Lil Wayne, but is gracious enough to allow him to add a second seed to his first with a different breezy. Then Weezy (being a big ATL fan) decides to use Lauren London for an incubator. However, Nivea who now decides she wants some loving before the Carter III royalties dry up decides to have a child by Lil Wayne at the same time as Lauren London so they can give "Big Love" a run for the money. Did I get that right?

Ok…let’s give Lil Wayne, Drake, Young Money, and them the benefit of the doubt that they are actually talking about attractive womens. Let’s say, they are referring to 7′s and aboves with the occasional 6 when loneliness, get right fluids, or bets are involved. Let’s even give them the guarentee that no seed will result from their actions. STILL, given that, AND even removing one’s personal beliefs there is absolutely NO WAY you should even wanna slice up ever girl in the world.